Did I die or something? Nah, man, nah.

My computer came back to life (finally) a few months ago, and I've been hella busy with college and Gaia commissions. What a crappy excuse! OTL I still love you guys, though! Really!

( Lame Gaia Update )

Oh, man. I don't even know what else to say!

♥ // Fanfiction drabbles (most from KH).
♥ // Real Life happenings that unknown people wouldn't care about anyway. :'D
♥ // The occasional meme and whatnot.

C&P from my friend's Myspace. I got a few giggles out of it. xP

 • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not ! over the pig. )

• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the..?!)

• The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

• Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
( If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

• A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

• Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

• Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Bad flu is bad. ;-;

 Not bad, Cloverfield. Not bad.



*more later*

To those of you that are not familiar with chiiaroscuro, she recently made an entry shipping a wonderous story called Water. (You can find it here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3830156/1/Water.) If you haven't read it already, you should make time to do so. :3 It's light and funny and mysterious and heartbreakingly sad. I've read a few a-fucking-mazing stories on FF.Net over the past few years, but Water is of those that just leaves you gasping.


Ughhh, I had written a little RiSo ficlet a few days ago, but now I'm completely blown away by the ending of Water and just don't feel like posting something that's not quite up to it's epic proportions. Seriously. Does anyone else get that way? I'm one of those people, when it comes to endings like these, that just has to sit in the silence and let the finale just kind of... settle in. I don't read anything for the rest of the day, let the memories of the story soak for a bit, and then reccommend to it everyone within range. xD Course, this time I'm shipping it a little early. Deary, me. <3

Anyway, I hope everyone is having a most wonderful week! I've got midterms, but they're surprisingly easy. 8D Anyone else dealing with that?
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Cinema Meme for 2007

Rules:
o1: Look at the list and mark which ones you have seen. If you have seen some that are not on the list, feel free to add onto it. Use [this link] for a complete list of movies throughout the year of '07.
o2: This just counts movies seen in theaters!


Alriiight! Anyone who wants to do it should. :3 Doesn't take that long.

Man, I really don't see a lot of movies. xD It's just that they're so expensive! I saw a couple more on DVD, so that might make up for it. Certain ones I don't spend the extra 5 bucks for, and others are just made for a big screen~.

PS. I loved Sweeny Todd! I saw it yesterday, and it was amazing. :Q Johnny's pouty face is most... cuddly. <333
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 I got your letter today, moontear! Thank you so much! 8D It's taped to the kitchen bar, next to all the other Christmas cards I've gotten this year. <3 Yours owns mine so hard. xD Again, thank youuuuu!

Note to people who gave me their address: I told my dad to send out the cards last Thursday, but lord knows if he actually remembered to mail them off from his office. Dx I won't know if he did or not until later tonight when he gets home from his hunting trip. If you get them late, I'm sorry! ;-;

Anyway, it's Christmas Eve! And thus, I have many recomendations for you guys. <3 First, my apple pie recipe--it is most amazing.


Yum.

Have you seen August Rush yet? You know, that movie with Freddie Highmore?

 
 
It is the cutest movie I've seen in a long time, and the soundtrack it absolutely breathtaking! I totally reccomend it, especially to glass_metric. xD

That's all I have time for today, but I'll be back for another update tomorrow!

...and to all a good night! 
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1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5.Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).
6. Tag five people.

New Moon by Stephanie Meyer. I really like this book, and I feel like some cliche preteen for reading it. xD Am I the only one who finds it a simple, fun read?

"I realized that there was nothing to search for, and nothing to find. That there never had been anything more than just this empty, dreary wood, and there never would be anything more for me... nothing but nothing...

That was usually about when the screaming started."

I tag: whoever hasn't done this yet and feels like doing it. xD Cause I don't think I have that many people on my flist~.
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Alrighty, guys! I'm leaving tomorrow at 8AM (or something), and won't get back from my trip until Sunday. 8D Since tomorrow is Thanksgiving and I don't have any mansex for you, I'll just share one of my favorite pumpkin themed recipes with you guys! It's super easy to make~. 


I know it sounds gross--what with pumpkin and oats in it--but it's amazingly good! Don't worry, I was skeptical too. These cookies are chocolately and moist, with a hint of spice-cake flavor via the pumpkin! I take these babies to school occasionally, and they're always a hit!

Let me know if you give it a whirl! <333

P.S. I might be taking my laptop with me! 8DD If anyone would like to recieve a "Happy Thanksgiving" text from me tomorrow, just uhhh.... drop me an e-mail with your number in it? You don't have to, but just thought I'd offer since I have free texting. xD
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 I got this meme thingy from glass_metric, whom I love so much. <3

Comment ,and I'll...
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.

Other than thaaat, I don't have much to say. OH! WAIT! Last night, I saw V for Vendetta for the first time. It's, like, one of my favorite movies now. ;O; (Next to Moulin Rouge, for course. And Chocolat.)

Also, I need to write. I'm sorry for not submitting anything as of late. <//3
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[ EDITEDLOLZ ]

1: List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2: Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
3: Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4: Supply photos for said people.
5: Tag five people.


Guysss, I'm sorry for not posting lately. ;O; High school has been kicking my ass around like no one's business these days and I haven't been in the mood to draw or write. <//3 Forgive me!

On another note, I've fallen in love with a special someone~. <3333
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HOLY FUCK.


And now I must run off to shower--a friend is coming over in hour or so and I smell... unpleasant.
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So I was searching Youtube for some violin and piano pieces to listen to, and I found some great stuff that I thought would be fun to share! <3



These two videos above are of a young girl named Mindy, who recently turned 11, and is fantastic at playing violin. In these videos, she was 10 years old.


I just liked this one. xD


This has nothing to do with music, but the KH fangirl inside me wanted to post this. It's a trailer for Re: CoM and KH2: Final Mix--I didn't know that this existed yet. xD Enjoy! I found it to be hella cool. <3